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Wonkette Bradlee Dean Photoshop Funtimes And Legal Letter Contest!
Hey, remember today? When we got that hilares letter informing us that we better, like, say sorry or something, and DEFINITELY take down all that libel-y stuff about one Mr. Herr Doktor Bradlee Dean?...
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Wonket’s Super Happy Love Shine Fun Pal (Who Is Not At All A Deranged Assbag)...
Wow, Your Wonkette is maybe in danger of becoming Bradlee Dean Fanservice Central, but let us just say, the man does keep giving, does he not? Let us not forget that, when he’s not having his lackeys...
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Here Are Your ‘Winning’ Bradlee Dean Pix ‘N Lawyer Letters (You Win Nothing!)
After we received a delightful phoney-baloney legal threat from Expert Showman Bradlee Dean’s assistant lickspittle, just because we supposably “defamed” Dean by directly quoting him, we asked you,...
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Ramblin’ Man Bradlee Dean Chased Out Of Schools, Town, For Being The Worst
“The reports that you are getting about the beliefs of students in public schools is not coming from the students, but rather the sick media spin-doctors and their disinformation.” – Bradlee Dean –...
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In Which Wonkette Tries To Bait Larry Klayman Into Suing Us Also, Too
Here at Wonkette, we’ve been diligently working to arrive, as the kids say these days. We’ve been picking twitter fights with people (well, that’s mostly just the Editrix, but, you know, communism, so...
View ArticleBradlee Dean, Who Has Never Advocated Beating Children, Advocates Beating...
Wonket bestie Bradlee Dean is still trying to tell schools how they should be, even though he keeps getting chased out of schools (and even whole towns!) for being The Worst. But here is a funny...
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Bradlee Dean: Gay Marriage Results In Plague Of Rocks, Rabies
Since you read Wonkette, you are probably a ghey or a ghey-lover, so you probably reacted with a range of emotions from “cool” to “ABOUT FUCKING TIME HELL YEAH” to the news that Minnesota’s gone gay...
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Wingnut Patiently Explains That You Cannot Quote Him Because The Umbrella Of...
You know, we really can’t figure out anymore if right-wingers are playing some four-dimensional meta chess sorta thing these days or have really become untethered from reality or why even choose....
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Oh, By The Way, Bradlee Dean Still Suing Rachel Maddow For Quoting Him Verbatim
Noted First Amendment scholar and bff to your Wonket Bradlee Dean knows a thing or two about the media: First, he knows that he can sue you if you libel him by quoting him verbatim. Second, he knows...
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Did You Know Homosexuals Commit Half Of All Big City Murders? It Is Probably...
Wonket BFF Bradlee Dean was on the radio again, you guys, where he said things, with his facehole! And he had on another guy, Jake McMillan, who said things with his facehole too! (Jake is the one...
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Report: Sad Bradlee Dean Has No More Ministry Maybe :(
Wonket BFF Bradleeeeeeee Dean, best known in this here corner of the Interwebs for a laughably dumb threat to sue us back in The Day, is reportedly without his cult of unpaid Hare Krishnas begging...
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Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Compendium of Cads, Creeps, and Crazies
Welcome to another edition of Derp Roundup, that weekly big ball of wadded-up idiocy from our inbox that was too stoopid to ignore altogether, but that didn’t quite merit a full-length Wonket post. Up...
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Heavy Metal Preacher Bradlee Dean Warns Of Obama’s Plan to ‘Eradicate The...
Longtime Wonkette frenemy and gift to satire Bradlee Dean took to the interwebs Saturday to share some insights on the “Sons of Liberty Radio” podcast, warning that Barack Hussein Obama is no friend of...
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Bradlee Dean Makes Up History Again, Says Dirty Commies Invented The Word...
Wonkette frenemy and weird child-thrashing advocate Bradlee Dean just wants you all to know that he is not bothered by all you dumb liberal bigots calling him a bigot, and he has studied up on these...
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O, Happy Day: Cool New Religious Motivational Speaker Dude Justin Lookadoo Is...
You know how much mirth Bradlee Dean has brought to us over the years. Ol’ Bradlee is going to have to step up his game HARD because there is a hep new Jesus dood in town here to tell all the...
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Larry Klayman Wins Stunning Legal Victory Over Government But Still Has Not...
Regular readers will know that we have made it a practice to be your go-to source for all things Larry Klayman. Yes, he of the Million Larry March to Inpeach Obama, and the imaginary grand jury to...
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Bradlee Dean Thinks New York Public Schools Are Teaching Kids To Do Sex With...
Oh, golly, you know sometimes Yr Doktor Zoom goes a few weeks or more without encountering the odd mental oscillations of Wonkette frenemy Bradlee Dean, who keeps failing to sue us so we can get all...
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Bradlee Dean Will Never Retreat, Never Surrender, Never Stop Suing Rachel Maddow
It was the purest and merest of chance that led us to google our old friend Bradlee Dean to see what he’s up to these days. We had no idea he had such an attractive new website with many colors and...
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Wingnut Lawyer Decides That All Laws In Maryland Are Invalid Because That...
We only started to pay attention to exciting new minor league wingnut Michael Peroutka a few months ago when he explained how evolution was against the Constitution. Little did we know that he is...
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Minnesota House Candidate Definitely Does Not Know How Babby Is Formed
On the one hand, we’re dreading the next four months because we’re headed into peak silly season for state and national elections and there will be so very much dumb politicking rammed down our...
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